Sydney: Tourist attractions with amazing beaches. Don't go out west though unless you want to get shanked.
Melbourne: Shopping, coffee, AFL, Frankston is the big no-no.
Brisbane: Gold Coast and theme parks. Don't you fucking call it BrisVegas! It's a pretty shithole
Adelaide: The Great Australian Bight. Nothing else.
Darwin: Crocodiles, snakes. Shit all but red dirt.
Hobart: Beautiful scenery. Incest.
Perth: Amazing beaches, rich cunts. Don't go to the end of the train lines.
Canberra: Parliament. That's it.<p>this is so accurate.... </p>
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